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Friday, 1 January 2010

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"What A Pair!"


The paparazzi are hitting this story for all that it's worth, but the subjects both say that it's no more than a very good friendship that has drawn the two together.

And where have they been seen together? At a church service, of course.

"Danny was in New York City when I came back from the tour in Japan", stated Boyle, "and he asked me about attending a special service with him. Of course, I would love to I told him", stated Boyle to Robin Cristofori, reporter for UP2.

Despite the obvious age difference, the two seem to have hit it off right away.

"Susan is a graceful lady and has been treated pretty roughly by the press. She has sort of adopted me, especially after she became aware that I have been feeling alone a lot", stated Gokey.

"Some people may hit the clubs and bars but Susan and I enjoy each other's company and discuss things that are a lot deeper than most couples discuss."

"We're ready for the headlines", stated Boyle. "We've even made a game of predictions."

"Old Bag Robs Cradle! "Ole Danny Boy, The Old Puss Is Calling!", stated Gokey.

"Remember, inside every older woman there's a young lady saying, 'What the shits happened here?'...I meant 'spit'! hah hah hah!", added Boyle. "I haven't laughed so hard since the vicar ran over Lady Helen's foot."

"We're likely to knock Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie right off the front page of the grocery check-out magazines!"

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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