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Thursday, 31 December 2009

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Mooning Around?

After Robert Pattison has been seen recently with another Twilight star, Ashley Greene, Kristen Stewart reportedly stated that Pattinson could kiss her ass.

"Better yet, he can bite it."

In response to the report, Pattinson was said to have stated that he was ready any time, any place.

"Sounds kind of sexy to me. Ashley and I are enjoying spending some time together as I'm sure Kristen has spent some time with Taylor (actor). We're not joined at the hip."

Pattinson indicated that he had became weary of all the photo opts and was wanting to get out and do some things off camera, plus another movie between now and the next Twilight.

"So tell Kristen I said where and when."

Answer? A smile and "New York City, The Chelsea Hotel, 9PM, Saturday night! I'll be there."

So will we.

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