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Wednesday, 30 December 2009

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Pop tart and singer Britney Spears admitted that she is upset that pictures of her naked crotch (taken when she exited a taxi in a short skit and without panties) were not selected as the Photo of the Decade or Entertainment News Story of the Decade.

Spears asked reporters "Why did this year have to be the stupid year that Obama took office, Michael Jackson died, and Tiger Woods couldn't control his weiner? I mean, my pussy pictures were the most sought after site on Google for six whole months, and now I don't even make the top ten!"

"I can understand all of the 9/11 stuff being on there, cuz that was really bogus...and I guess that the wars are okay and that the Bush hanging chad stuff in Florida belongs, but shouldn't I be there too?"

"I'm also not on the list for shaving my hair or doing rehab or losing my kids or making jokes about working at Taco Bell or anything."

"What's a girl gotta do to get remembered in this country? Do I have to screw Tiger Woods at Michael Jackson's funeral while he's wearing an Obama t-shirt?"

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