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Wednesday, 30 December 2009

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Just One Of Emma's Castles - This One In Italy

Harry Potter star Emma Watson has been named Hollywood's most bankable female star of the decade. The 19 year old, who plays Hermione Granger in the Potter series generated an incredible $1.8 trillion dollars at the box office, but her agent, Skip Whiffleball flatly refused to divulge the extent of the young star's personal fortune.

It is said that Miss Watson hasn't allowed fame and fortune to go to her head, but rumours abound that she owns sixteen castles in Europe - all with solid gold bathroom fittings - a colonial style mansion somewhere in the Hollywood Hills, with an olympic sized swimming pool, tennis courts, a 3,000 seat private cinema, and her own zoo. A bit like Michael Jacson had, but bigger and better.

According to one source, though, she still gets stuck in traffic on the freeway in her platinum plated Rolls Royce.

When she isn't flying around in her helicopter or her private jet. Or messing about on the water in her 300 foot yacht.

She was reportedly not over concerned about the recession, but added that her heart went out to those who were.

Which is sweet.

More as we get it.

'Skip Whiffleball' is an original creation of Jalapenoman.

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