Debbie DeLightful, the legendary hard core porn actress continued her US publicity tour by visiting Dallas, Texas.
Addressing a crowd of conspiracy theorists in Dealey Plaza, standing on a grassy knoll, she announced that she was really glad to get back to Dallas where she has fond memories of deposits being offloaded into her "book depository"
Miss DeLightful rode out of town on a rail, a wing and a prayer. (Unofficially a Hail Mary)
The Dallas Cowboys football team rushed to Dealey Plaza in the hope of presenting Miss DeLightful with a souvenir pearl necklace, but sadly she'd already left.
Clem Bukkake, Cowboys tight end told us:
"Shee-it. We wuz lookin' forward to explorin' some new openings."
Liam Gallagher, formerly of Manchester combo Oasis, was said to be gutted that he'd missed Miss DeLightful as he sulked in the Dallas Sheraton.
Miss DeLightful was last seen heading for Houston.
More as we get it.