Pope Benedict XVI today offered the dual nationality Swiss Italian lady in red who tugged him to the ground as he prepared to conduct midnight mass at the Basilica San Pietro a rematch.
"I vosn't ready for it," the former Cardinal Ratzenberger told us. "Bitch jumped da fence and pulled me down. If she would like to try it again, I say she should bring it on. Ziss time I vill be ready, mit zer kung-fu moves, unt zer counter punching. I can promise my fans out zere zat if ze crazy bitch tries zis again, I vill take her down."
Our Vatican boxing correspondent, Swiss Guard, Elfin Effin Elfen told us:
"Ratzy's really up for this one. He ain't takin' no shit from no crazy bitch. He may be 82, but he's still got that Aryan aggressive streak in him."
Boxing promoter, and all round despicable prick with stupid hair, Don King, who once kicked a man to death, told us:
"I think I'll call it the Pope versus the Dope, and it'll probably come off in Vegas in 2010."
Pope Benedict told us:
"Bring it on. Papal blitzkrieg looming..."
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