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Friday, 25 December 2009

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Two of the stars of the Twilight movie series, Ashley Greene & Robert Pattinson have made it into the top ten "Beautiful People Of The Decade" in the Hollywood Beacon Gazette that allowed it's readers to choose.

The two vamps have also been seen together of late setting the gossip mills going, so they must be the most beautiful couple of today's stars.

They also are not getting along well at all & no one on the movie set or among their friends knows why.

Having arrived separately, the two immediately began arguing right after pics were taken for the magazine, according to a reporter who works for HBG.

"He was asking her if she had been making anymore videos and she was calling his hair style that of a grown up Gerber Baby."

RP: "You make another video and you'll ruin the series as that will be what people will be talking about, instead of the movie plot!"

AG: "If you fell down, you'd suffer a hair break! Do you always have to look like Woody the Woodpecker? Why not dye it red and pick up the silly laugh?"

"If I didn't know better, I'd think they were actually keeping a distance because they may just care for each other. I've seen married couples in here going at each other, but they have been together for years. So maybe there is something going on outside of the movies and magazines", stated the reporter who said he never told us any of this.

"Understood?"

"Understood!"

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