MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin - Taylor Swift has won more music awards in 2009, than any other recording artist in the history of recording awards.
The native of Pennsylvania performed before a sold-out audience of 85,123 at Milwaukee's Beer Nuts Auditorium.
After the show she was interviewed by Lizzie Natchez a reporter with The Milwaukee Hops Herald. Taylor was asked what she wanted to get for Christmas. She thought about it for a while and said that ever since she was a little girl she has always wanted a female Shetland pony.
She was then asked if there were any special gifts that she was giving out this year. She grinned and said that there were many but that there was one particular present that she was the most excited about.
When asked what that present was, she replied that she had gone to the Mrs. Ben Franklin Electronic Store in Manhattan and purchased a Shure X-99 Concert Microphone that she was going to give to Kanye West.
Taylor smiled her all-American 19-year-old girl smile and replied softly, "That way hopefully that chump Kanye will keep his damn rappin' hip-hoppin' hands off of my microphone"
In news from the world of politics. The feud between GOP diva Ann Coulter and GOP doll Meghan McCain continues. Meghan told a reporter for CNN that for Christmas she is giving Ann Coulter a saddle. She said that it is of the 'one size fits all' variety, so she knows that the saddle will certainly fit the skinny ass bitch.