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Thursday, 24 December 2009

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Boy George

In a desperate attempt to gain his freedom, troubled pop star Boy George yesterday launched his appeal to be released from prison. He had been denied by judges last week.

He was jailed some months ago for tying up a model hired for a photo shoot and beating the living shit out of him. But George's hopes of returning to stardom in the new gay porn reality series 'I'm A Celebrity, bum me already' seems to have failed.

"He was hoping to make a comeback", explained Nobby Fiddler, his personal ass-istant.

"The plan was to get him on the show, for him to flash his cock a few times, and maybe for him to fuck Ant and Dec one after the other while high fiving George Michael", he added.

Judges denied George his freedom on the basis that 'he was a weird bloke who gets fatter by the decade and freakier by the minute'.

Michael Barrymore refused to comment.

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