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Thursday, 24 December 2009

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It's finally official - everybody loves Cheryl Cole. What's not to love? She's a beautiful young lady with an endearing Geordie accent who will not sue anybody who says nice things about her.

She's a lovely compassionate young woman who occasionally lets her emotions get the better of her, but hey - nothing to be ashamed of there.

We love Cheryl Cole in our house - not so much Ashley, because he plays for Chelsea and we don't much care for them - but Cheryl is cool.

Girls Aloud may well be total crap, but that's not our fault. Cheryl's a star.

She doesn't always have the best dress sense, and her shoe choice can occasionally be regarded as questionable.

And despite the shampoo ad/hair extensions controversy, this reporter certainly wouldn't climb over her in bed to get to a meat pie.

He'd probably pause a while. Hovering. Or something.

It is true though - aside from the idiot she's married to, everybody really does love Cheryl Cole. And what's not to like....etc

More sycophancy as we get it.

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