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Wednesday, 23 December 2009

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After the recent brouhaha over the flashing incident reported in Nashville Newspapers and in the Hollywood gossip sections, Miley Cyrus finished her week in still another embarrassing situation.

It was an old trick, but because this gal hasn't had a normal life, she has missed all the tried and true escapades of most youth.

There was a big relief Sunday morning, when two actual photos taken of the flasher last week appeared. The pics showed what appeared to be an older woman, instead of teen Smiley, and she had let down her guard long enough to sit still as two newshounds were eying her at a restaurant table with three of her friends.

"Those guys are going to come over here and question me soon", she told her friends as a source at a nearby table overheard the conversation and told UP2. "But instead of telling them to leave or asking the manager to have them to leave, I'm going to let them ask about the 'flasher' and then pull these newspaper photos out to show them."

"I've got a better idea", stated a male friend. "We're almost through eating, so here's the gig", and he apparently explained to the others that as soon as the press came over and asked a question, all they would do would be to stand up and crow really loud and leave the money on the table & leave."

"OK, that's sounds even better."

So when the two guys did get out of their seats and come over to ask, "What's up with the flashing, Miley?, the four quickly rose from their seats, but the only one who crowed loud was Miley.

"I'll kill you guys later. Can you imagine their stories in tomorrow's tabloids?"

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