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Monday, 21 December 2009

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"She has enough sex gadgets and toys to keep me always faithful to her", stated Ju Yakomoti, an admitted computer game geek. "I am often weak in the knees."

Mr. Ju Yakomoti has married a character in a popular video game, taking her -- and his handheld game console -- on an overseas honeymoon.

Ju, who once only used his online moniker JU9000 only, but finally said that he doesn't care who knows because they are happy, first met character Jeni Anegisaki while playing the dating simulation game "Love Plus Sex."

The two got married a few weeks ago, broadcasting their ceremony live on Japan's version of video-sharing website Youtube. They then left for their honeymoon in Hawaii.

"In the Japanese otaku or nerd culture, there's a tradition of calling characters my wife, and I sort of thought of Jeni as my wife. Since I was calling her that, I thought we'd just have to get married then," he told UP2 Television.

"If more people were to find ways of expressing themselves like this, I think it would make society a bit more interesting."

"With all the great sex toys, we are getting very good at this", stated Ju.

Wouldn't real life be better?

"Nope, the only thing better than this would be a real holodeck!"

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