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Friday, 18 December 2009

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A photo of Jamie Jungers that was taken by "Tiggy Balls."

BOSTON - The editor-in-chief of one of the nation's most widely read (and viewed) publications PlayChick has confirmed that her magazine has in fact purchased nude photos of Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods.

Tassie Bungalow, PlayChick editor-in-chief stated that Miss Jungers first approached her with an offer to sell her one of the 47 photos that she took of the man she calls "Tiggy Balls."

Jungers said that there was no doubt as to the authenticity of the photos because in one photo she asked "Tiggy Balls" to hold up his social security card and in another she asked him to hold up his Florida driver's license, which he had no problem doing.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Okay ladies and gentlemen, all together now, 'stupid Tiger, stupid, stupid, stupid Tiger!']

Bungalow informed Jungers that she would definitely buy the one photo and quickly negotiated to purchase the 46 others.

All 47 photos will be appearing in the January issue of PlayChick Magazine, which will hit the newsstands on Dec. 23, just in time to become another Christmas present choice for that certain special single woman in your life, or in some cases a married one as well.

The issue will also include a golf ball shaped sticker that reads, "I am not one of Tiger Woods Money Grabbing Golf Gate Girls."

In other news. Rumors that America's Got Talent contestant, stand up comedian Grandma Lee was lip syncing while she was on the show have proved to be false.

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