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Friday, 18 December 2009

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The big secret among those on the inside of the Twilight series is that Kristen Stewart no longer has eyes or sighs for Robert Pattinason but for fellow actor, Taylor Lautner.

"I don't want to be identified", stated a disguised voice over the telephone here at the office, "but Kristen is definitely after Lautner, not Pattinson."

"That whole thing between those two was over with six months ago but with all the press coverage and the second big movie coming up, they couldn't let that get out and become a distraction. But, sooner or later this will begin to show."

The trouble here is Lautner has his eyes set on Taylor Swift the singer so what happens from here on.....who knows?

Meanwhile Pattinson has reportedly been seen lately with Ashley Greene, another actress on the same set. They usually are with a group but the two always sit together.

The caller stated that maybe it will eventually work out and that there is no animosity among the actors.

"However, the people off stage are getting more interesting than the movies."

More as UP2 gathers the inside information.

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