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Thursday, 17 December 2009

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The world was in shock today on hearing the terrible news that Peaches Geldof was involved in a serious head-on collision with a pensioner.

Peaches, daughter of Sir Bob Geldof of Ethiopia and the late Paula 'I Sucked Off Hutchence' Yates was driving at speed in California with friends on their way to Jizneyworld, a place to sample the semen form people of all parts of the world. Shockingly, a pensioner selfishly then crossed the road at a zebra crossing.

Miss Geldof then endured the horror of seeing her sports car written off by the wrinkly body of an 89 year old, who witnesses say was seen 'flying from the scene of the accident' and landing some 40 metres away at the roadside.

Famous for being famous, Peaches Geldof should make a full recovery from her severely sprained ankle, and it is believed that no charges will be pressed against the deceased pensioner.

There is no justice in this world...

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