Los Angeles,CA Jessica Simpson has lashed out at the media for suggesting she had an affair with Tiger Woods. Instead, she has stated that she was in Orlando recently and was caught by a zookeeper playing slap and tickle with a baby tiger.
Simpson states the misunderstanding arose when it had been announced in the local press that Simpson had been fooling around with a baby tiger at the Central Florida Zoo, feeding it from a bottle, stroking it's fur and generally having a gregarious time.
Unfortunately the copy editor placed the article in the sports editor's in-box rather than keeping it in the general interest box. The sports editor mistakenly took the tiger to be Tiger Woods and filed the story as another steamy sordid affair featuring lust, intrigue and baby formula.