Pop princess, and famed mentor of X Factor winner Joe McElderry found herself in a little pickle yesterday morning. Or perhaps more of a 'poo-ckle'?
Cole was being interviewed alongside McElderry on London's LBC 97.3 Radio. Interviewer James O'Brien asked jokingly if they planned on having little Geordie babies together - A joke that was to have devastating results.
The force of the sudden uncontrolled laughter experienced by Cole was such that a simultaneous cough immediately caused a paralysis of her pelvis floor muscles. The resulting outward abdominal force led her to release two loud, manly farts, a small amount of urine, and an immensely satanic turd.
The radio station was shut down temporarily while DJ O'Brien assisted Cole in the collection and expulsion of her deposits.
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