The annual Spoof Christmas Bash 2009 was a resounding success especially being FANCY DRESS this year.
Almost all star Spoofers and many new faces turned up, also the location for the "Bash" was very special, under Jaggedone's bridge in "Old Amsterdam" + a filthy outside bog, the canal, heating was provided through much rubbing of bodies and too much Dutch Jenever!.
The dress fantasy of some Spoofers was beyond belief and Hello magazine have issued a special Spoof Chrissy edition, here is what some star Spoofers wore and got up to??????
Skoob came with his "flashy" full length overcoat open with underneath a Leopardskin-leotard disguised as Borat and got completely stoned, more later!
Madame Bitters came as Bordell Owner (usual dress) and promptly was asked by the Amsterdam red light Ladies to sit in the window!
Spoof Führer Mark Lowton came (well you know) as most Führers do, dressed as Adolf, Sieg Heil!
Colonel Juan came dressed as Adolf's best mate, Himmler, attempted to sing Lillie Marlene all night in perfect Oxford English got totally pissed and begged for more points!!
VC dressed as Victor nicholas flown in xtra from Canada as star one-liner cabaratist and had the whole house GAGGING!!
Morse came dressed as a suicide terrorist bomber got thouroughly canned and threatened to blow up the Van gogh Museum. (one eared twat!)
Fergus McArthy (still smarting over the French) came dressed as IRA terrorist and asked Jaggedone how far is it to the French border, his waistline felt slightly bulky but after a couple of joints and a bottle of French cognac, he declined the offer of a lift!
Spoofs American stars, Abel, Bureau, SFO, JP, Bargis (nice touch in his giant pink perforated condom) and others came dressed as the US Cavalry, were refused entry into Holland but pleaded guilty to being high on cannabis and were allowed to join the party!
Jaggedone came dressed as one of the Spartan 300 (his 6 pack slightly overgrown and sunken these days), had his WAN-KIN-DIK on a chain and catered for the entertainment, singing Joy Division songs on the Karaoke machine, after three renditions fellow Spoofers started aiming empty Heineken bottles at him!
Jesus Buddha came dressed as everybody, Chamone, a Swiss Minaret, Encyclopedia Brittanica, a naked Walrus, Freddy Mercury, you name it, he did it, got pissed and last was seen bloated and floating down an Amsterdam canal!
Queen, Queen Mudder, came dressed suitably as all Queens do, disguised as Elton John and George Michael, lovely pair + jealous husband!
The Spoof Newbies were all dressed suitably too, in cowboy boots and nothing else, were hesitant at first, but once pissed showed their well earnt Spurs!
Sorry to those whom I forgot, Jaggedone was to pissed to see anything after 10 joints, 10 Jenevers and a crate of Belgium beer!
It all went off very smashingly, only slight problem (as mentioned above) Skoob was left in his Borat-look-Leopardskin-leotard hanging over the bog, totally pissed and gently singing Spice Girl songs to the POSH turds floating by!!
Hallelujah and see you all at the New Years Eve Bash in Soho, Marks footing the Bill!!!!!