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Tuesday, 15 December 2009

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Kate Hudson drawing attention from her two niblets by showcasing her assaronie.

MIAMI - New York Yankee superstar Alex Rodriguez, 34, and Hollywood actress Kate Hudson, 30, have both 'struck out.'

The once happy couple has 'gone down swinging.' A-Rod and K-Hud are heading back to the dugout with their timber in their hands.

Rumors as to the 'why's' and 'how comes' are about as numerous as the cry of 'ice cold beer here' at any baseball park in America.

There is some speculation on the part of one of Alex's long time friends that Rodriguez did not really like the fact that Kate was to put it mildly 'flat as a pancake' in the tata's department.

The close friend, who did not want his first name used, Mr. Picante, said that he had the pleasure of seeing Ms. Hudson in a bikini bathing suit about two weeks ago. And he noticed instantly that there was nothing upstairs.

Paco, said that he later asked Alex what had happened to Kate's mangoes, and A-Rod replied that she just never had any mangoes.

Picante shook his head and said that he had been around baseball players all his life since his uncle Vinnie Saltatino had worked as a player scout for the New York Mets and he had never known a ball player whose girlfriend did not have any cantaloupes.

Alex smiled agreeingly. Picante then said that he did not blame him for breaking up with her. He pointed out that there are two things that a ball player looks for in a girlfriend, a left tit and a right tit.

Alex smiled agreeing. Picante then said, that the broad could have three ears, a uni-brow, and even a tattoo with a guys name, just as long as she had a nice rack on her.

Alex smiled and said that he certainly agreed.

In related news. Alex was asked if he would consider getting back together with Madonna. He laughed and said that why in the world would he want to get back together with a woman who is old enough to be his mother, nice hooters or not.

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