New Spoof writer, 'Lucky Donkey', a new writer for a spoof site has disappeared somewhere in Sweden after heading there to find what is going on with golf great, Tiger Woods.
Lucky had told some of his fellow writers that he wanted to get off to a big start with the very first Swedish update with Tiger and was leaving Saturday morning.
Lucky said that all this promiscuous behavior may have gone back to when Tiger was a cub and forced to play golf before he could pee.
"Lucky didn't want one of those big points stories necessarily but stated that he would not turn anything down. He said he was looking only for the TRUTH and would crap all over it once he found it", stated fellow new writer, Ribbed For Her Pleasure.
Noon Update: Now writer 'Ribbed For Her Pleasure' has also disappeared. The spoof's monitor has told police that he never heard of either one of these people. "They haven't posted any stories yet."
Just In: Tiger Woods himself called in and stated that he was both characters and that he's been writing 'Tiger Woods' stories under different names for two weeks.
"The truth was so much worse, I was trying to let people down a little easier."