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Sunday, 13 December 2009

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After William Shatner did his little thing about Sarah Palin's new book, "Going Rogue" on the Tonight Show, Sarah Palin herself showed up and read parts of Shatner's books in a similar vein, Friday night.

Shatner, full of himself as usual, then began his old Star Trek trick of trying to get Palin to destroy herself as he once did those aliens and their computers but Palin -though swelling up in rage -suddenly knocked Shatner's hair piece off his head and stomped on it.

Then SHE began using some of Shatner's lines from the old 1960's version of Star Trek in the flat delivery he was famous for and the first bald captain of the USS Enterprise looked as if HE might explode.

At this point, host Conan O'Brien finally interfered and handed Shatner his wig which Palin threatened to blow off Shatner's head and without even leaving a crease on his scalp, with her polar bear special.

That was when the audience began throwing the first shoes with all three on stage fleeing and all you heard was a small slap (on the butt) and a loud ringing one (on the face) and the wig flying back out from behind the curtains.

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