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Sunday, 13 December 2009

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A representative of Elestra Records claims that the Jonas Brothers, Joe, Kevin and Nick are suing their blues artist, Brother Jonas, to keep him from performing under that name.

"They have no right to sue Brother Jonas. They don't own everything. Jonas or Jonah's been here for a whale's age. We're going to battle this all the way to the Supremes.

The Brother's response?

"It's not that we don't want another artist not to make be able to perform", stated Joe. "It's his advertising."

"Yeah", agreed Kevin. "He has these blurred posters of himself and two other artists all over the place before a concert and all the kids come out and there's these three semi-drunk old blues players doing songs a hundred years old. Makes me sick."

A representative for the Jonas Brothers also say that Brother Jonas advertising himself and his two friends as "Jonas, Brothers".

"That's right", a still half asleep apparently hungover Brother told UP2. "They sue us, we sue them. We ain't got nothing to lose here. We done lost all our dignity way back in the 1960's. My one brother, Leeroy, is pushing 70, but he can play the harp...especially when he's sober."

"Another thing they're doing", states Nick Jonas, "is singing blues songs 'A Little Bit More Longer' and 'Love Bug (From Germany), our titles only their Love Bug was about them catching some kind of disgusting disease. Must have eaten their most of their brain cells."

"Don't thank so", stated Brother Jonas. "We makin' mo money now than when we were hot back in the..the ..uh..Hey Leeroy, when was we hot?"

"We hot right now. I'm gettin' my harp out and pourin' cold water on Jermaine. Cool him off a bit but it'll wake him up..hee. hee."

"Ohhhh, that ole Love Bug done burnt up my groins..ummm hmmm..ummm hmmmm!"

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