WATTS, California - Rap singer Snoop Dogg was in Watts recording his next single at the Yo Bro Recording Studio when he was asked by a reporter for Hey Watts Up Bitch Magazine for his comments on Tiger Woods' "Golf Gate" mess.
Snoop Dog rattled the $37,000 worth of bling-bling that he was wearing around his neck and replied, "Mess? Hell dat ain't no mess bro. Da boy probably worth about one bill (billion) easy.
So the little skinny golfing dude has to pays out ten or twelve mill (million) hell, da boy still gonna has about $888 million (mill). Know what I be sayin' homes?"
Snoop Dogg was told that he ain't too bad at math. He replied that the Snoop Dogg ain't too bad at everything.
He went on to say that he has been doing all kinds of things ever since he was two and he ain't never been caught yet.
He said that when he was only six he stole a Greyhound Bus in Montebello and drove it to Pico Rivera, a distance of about three miles. He laughed and said that he can still remember the puzzled looks on the faces of them 19 white senior citizens.
Snoop then said that getting back to the TigerMan. "Dat sucker he sho be one cool operatin' operator. And damn outta dem ten gals nine of dem be some fine lookin' mamas.
Now what in da world da brother was doin' with da one old pancake waffle woman, Mindy Lawton, whoa Nelly, I cannot even begins ta tell ya. But fo shizzle my honkizzle, nine outta ten ain't too shabby in my book."
In other news. Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has just published her 15th book. It is entitled, 'The Story of How Uncle Ben's Converted Rice Got Converted.'