Written by Hydrogen Balloon
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Saturday, 12 December 2009

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Brad's Beard Goes Bye-Bye

Angelina Jokie finally had enough of Brad's ugly goatee! The unsightly chin fur was driving her out of her mind. She grabbed a pair of scissors while Brad slept and approached him as he slept. She changed her mind at the last minute and decided to pull the ratty-looking goatee out by the roots instead. She gave it a sharp yank, and the bloody mess fell to the floor.

"Ouch!" yelled Brad as he suddenly woke up. "Hey Ang, why'd ya do that for!" said the moron.

"I've seen better beards on winos!" she shrieked. "And besides, I was afraid for the kids. I thought your ugly goatee would eat them! And I also kept catching fleas every time you kissed me!" yelled the shrew.

Hundreds of rats, mice and squirrels scampered away from the blood soaked goatee as soon as it hit the floor. A swarm of fleas flew out a nearby window as Brad and Angelina looked on.

"Well, thanks Ang! I never knew all those rats were living in there. I thought that squeaky noise all the time was you farting!" laughed the moron.

"That's OK, Brad!" said the harridan. "Hey, I just got another idea! Now, about your pubes...." said the witch.

It was too late. Brad jumped out of bed and scampered away with the rest of the vermin.

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