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Saturday, 12 December 2009

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Famous director Woody Allen says that the new Twilight movies are sensational.

"They are great. I wonder how old those young girls are? They all look young. I'm trying to reach out to young actresses and see if I can help them up."

Woody also says that he loves that Taylor Swift Singer.

"She in any movies? I got some stuff of her singing and I love that tail-shaking commercial. I got 100 copies in case something happens to one, or some."

Also guess who else? Yep!

"That Miley Hannah! She's the goods alright. I could give them a leg up if they want to get into some serious work here in New York City."

Woody says that the "Old Lady" is getting to be a drag but the pigtails help.

Anyone out there who knows of any way he can catch up with any of these new stars, give him a call. Just put: "Woody, She's Interested" in the personals of the Village Voice.

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