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Saturday, 12 December 2009

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Dancing With The Stars dancer Edyta Sliwinska, who has one of the best-looking bodies of all the women on the show.

HOLLYWOOD - One of the producers of Dancing With The Stars has just announced that one of Tigers Woods "Golf Gals" Joslyn James has agreed to be a contestant on the upcoming season of the dance reality show.

Producer Bernadette Penderlicki said that they also asked two other members of Tiger's "Scorecard," Holly Sampson and Jamie Jungers.

Sampson turned down the request to appear on DWTS because she is getting ready to embark on a whirlwind book signing tour now that her book about her relationship with Tiger Woods Tiger's Stimulus Package will be hitting the bookstores in about three days.

Holly said that the 197 page book will also include 80 never before seen intimate photographs of her and Tiger. Some will show graphic detail, such as color, shape, and size of very intimate things.

Jungers had to decline the offer to appear on the show because she is in the process of starting her mayoral campaign.

She has decided to run for mayor of Los Angeles. She has already received emails of support from such notables as Paris Hilton, Perez Hilton, Perez Prado, Jr., and Larry King.

Both women also added that they have both enlisted the services of famed relationship attorney Gloria Alabaster. Alabaster's won loss record is 219-2. The 6 foot tall Alabaster is known as "The Real Bitch of Beverly Hills."

In other news. The Public Broadcasting Network has just announced that their documentary special entitled, 'How Forks Really Work' has just captured The Phineas P. Peabody Award For Culinary Excellence.

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