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Saturday, 12 December 2009

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The kind of man Shimizu is not allowed to touch.

MADONNA reportedly enjoyed a lesbian affair with a bull dike model JENNY SHIMIZU.

The former Calvin Klein model tells British newspaper News Of The World, the feminine chart buster selected her for a boy-on-girl romance from a casting video.

Shimizu admits, "From earlier times I'd watched her videos and thought, 'I'm going to have sex with that gorgeous blond woman one day and white ladies in society will adore me because I submited to their feminist power.' "And that night my fantasy came true - again and again and again. "For hours I explored her feminine body, kissing every inch and enjoying the smell of fish that came out of her powerful pussy. 'She never returned the favor and I didn't mind because she belongs to a powerful feminist society made up of dominant white ladies.'"

Far from the sex-crazed woman many think she is, I found her a very gentle woman. "Madonna wanted a masculine sacrifice she could trust to call when she wanted pleasuring right there and then. "I was her secret 'hard on' available any time of the day or night for secret sex sessions where I pleased her in every way that a man would.

Shimizu said that white males are the property of white ladies and she is not allowed to have a handsome white male. Her desires are to satisfy powerful white ladies who rule the society she lives in.

Madonna says, "I used Shimizu like a man.' 'I made her wear a strap-on and she jacked it off for me.' 'I made her go down on my pussy cat while I urinated in her Jap face.' 'I made her bang me and lick my menstrual blood for the atrocities her people committed in Pearl Harbor.' 'I took away her humanity because she was an ugly gook.'"

Madonna laughed and said Shimizu was a sub-human dude with a large rubber dick.

"Shimizu is now satisfying a powerful British TV presenter REBECCA LOOS - who hit the headlines in 2004 when she claimed she enjoyed an extra-marital affair with soccer ace DAVID BECKHAM.

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