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Friday, 11 December 2009

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"Fzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttt!!!....Cough!!"

In a special video scheduled to be on Oprah this week and filmed before one of her audiences that were each specially selected, Tiger Woods blames all his troubles on the live TV fart at the golf tournament this past summer, it has been stated by those who were either in that audience or have seen it. (The video, not the fart.)

"It all started with that one big fart", states Tiger in a tearful voice. "I tried my best to hold it in but out it flew, so I gave a big cough in an attempt to cover it up. But when I looked at my caddy, he was bent over laughing and everyone there knew it was me."

Tiger then goes on to tell about his next game in Las Vegas where he was attempting to show a lady there where the fart came from and that it only led to another cover-up.

"After that, everything got out of control and it wound up with me telling the wife and having a concussion, that is, collision with that fireplug on Thanksgiving weekend."

Although Oprah is seen nodding her head as she talks to Tiger on the video, there are people in the audience behind her laughing so hard they are about to fall out of their seats.

Will she show the video? No one knows.

One producer says that Oprah was all for showing the video until someone reminded her of her embarrassment over two fake books & their authors she had recommended earlier.

According to those who have seen the Woods/Oprah tape, Oprah gives Tiger a big hug. He cries and farts and finally Oprah looks at the camera and says, "He's a Tiger folks. Everybody knows that when a cat shits, it always tries to cover it up!"

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