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Thursday, 10 December 2009

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Taylor Lautner says that he has other things on his mind (translation: Taylor Swift) and may not return to do his role on the fourth Twilight movie but that he had already signed to do the next one.

"To me, that's far out into the future as to when we'll even start production on that one so I'll have to wait and see."

He then stated that this has nothing to do with any friction between Robert Pattinson and himself nor any of the other members of the cast.

"I want to spend some time looking around and study some scripts I've been given. This Twilight thing will be over after #4 anyway unless something gives. I can't imagine doing a #5 movie until a #5 book is written and that got all screwed up."

The interview with Lautner came after UP2 first heard the news that Woody Allen may take the part for Twilight #4 if Lautner turns it down.

"Woody would be perfect", stated one Hollywood insider. Teenage girls love these movies and you know how much Woody loves teenage girls."

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