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Thursday, 10 December 2009

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A report has came out this morning that several, if not all, of TheSpoof writers may have to be relocated to a "safe house" as Tiger defenders might turn to violence.

"I hate to see it done but TheSpoof must protect its people", stated a rep for the online humor site. "It's a good thing they all get along so well or you can imagine what it would be like with 50 or more in the same building."

On the other hand, many spoof writers for the site are hoping that their favorite golfer of all time barring none, will offer each of the 50 a small token of affection wherein they will write nothing else negative about him.

Reportedly he has paid one person $3,000,000, so that would be $60,000 for each writer.

The site manager, who would get a bonus payment, may put it up to a vote but already has a pretty good idea as to how things will go.

Meanwhile, the writers are preparing for glowing stories of the Fighting Tiger Man, Tiger Fights Back, The Tiger's Revenge and others but are holding onto them until all 50 checks arrive in the mail.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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