Still the reports keep coming in and most people are losing count as others come forward to say they have had an affair with Tiger Woods.
Reports are that two reporters from the National Star have dropped dead from exhaustion.
Seventeen members of the paparazzi have been ran over by hundreds of others, similar to the great WalMart Stampede of 2008.
Larry Flynt doesn't know whether to shit or go blind so he closes one eye and farts, as they say. He's apparently already paid out over $1,000,000 for fake stories and photographs he can't use.
Rosie O'Donnell and her Significant other, Blow Up Betty, say that O'Donnell was only a one time fling and that she has even went back and redone that old article in "Rosie Magazine" on '100 Ways To Please Your Man'.
"While I'm confessing, I may as well tell everyone I'm beginning to get fat, too."
Meanwhile Lambert was told that he'll have to take his place in line to tell his story or else act it out at the next Awards Show in 2010.
Here comes the latest over the wire......Oh my, how can that be?