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Thursday, 10 December 2009

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Holly Sampson reading an advanced copy of her book "Tiger's Stimulus Package."

LOS ANGELES - Golf Gal #7 in Tiger Woods program Holly Sampson has just written the fastest book to ever be published in the history of book Publishing.

Sampson's 197 page book is entitled, Tiger's Stimulus Package and has already had advance sales of 1.3 million books.

Holly, which rhymes with golly, said that she enjoyed writing the book and that it provided her with a form of therapy which hopefully will get her through these highly traumatic times.

Golf Gal #7 said that the book will include over 80 intimate photos which she was able to take. She promised that a lot of folks are going to be surprised when they see Tiger's stimulus package.

Sampson, 36, said that when her and Tiger were alone he used to kid her by saying that they made a great team, Samson and Sampson.

Holly was asked if she feels bad about everything that has transpired. She thought for a second and said that sadly this is just the tip of the scandalous iceberg.

When she was asked to explain, she did so by saying just think of all of the women out there who will never say a word about their relationship because they are married.

Holly then added that Tiger is really a pretty funny guy. She said that he knows more knock-knock jokes than anyone she has ever known.

"And the boy knows literally hundreds of mother-in-law jokes as well." she said laughingly

In other news. Angelina Jolie told a reporter that she has gone two whole weeks without adopting anyone.

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