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Wednesday, 9 December 2009

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With all the confusion with the emergency vehicles yesterday and the fact that it was Tiger Woods mother-in-law who left in the first emergency, some of it has been sorted out at least.

Apparently, Tiger's wife Elin Nordegren and his two children are in Sweden in a two million dollar Swedish mansion and it is Elin's twin sister, Josefin, that has came back to Florida and pack the rest of Elin's possessions.

Where the mother of the girl's comes into it, no one is saying.

The new mansion in Sweden is believed to be owned by the twin sisters and Tiger is not on the list as part owner.

With all his money disappearing overnight, Tiger may be the next to be taken by an ambulance from the Florida estate, for the SECOND time!

"You need a 'scorecard' to tell who's who around her", joked one EMT.

"This is better than anything on TV", stated a neighbor at the compound. "It gets crazier every day."

Meanwhile, a fifteenth blond has came forward to say that she and Tiger were star-struck lovers.

Maybe, "Moonstruck" would be a better phrase.

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