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Wednesday, 9 December 2009

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A recent photo of porn star Joslyn James 'moneymaker'. (Photo courtesy of Ellen DeGeneres).

LOS ANGELES - Porn star and gold card member of Tiger Woods infamous "Scorecard," was in L.A. for an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

Ellen introduced her and when Joslyn came out she greeted Ellen with a big tongue-in-the-mouth kiss that almost made the talk show host forget that she's married.

Everyone in the studio audience saw Ellen's knees almost buckle. She was able to keep from falling because Joslyn noticed what was going on and she managed to grab Ellen's little bitty ones before she fell completely to the floor.

Ellen finally regained her composure and asked, "So, tell me honey, I mean Joslyn, is everything they say about Tiger's putter true?"

Joslyn blushed a little bit and said that it's really not so much the putter as it is the stroke. Ellen's eyes got the size of ping pong balls.

Ellen asked what interesting thing can she tell us about her relationship that no one else knows.

Joslyn smiled and said that Tiger nicknamed her hoo-ha, "Tiggy."

Okay, Ellen replied. She then asked JoJo as Tiger calls her, if she plans on joining the other "Golf Gals" in the "I want money, money, money" club.

Joslyn looked right into the camera and answered, "Yes, yes, yes."

The audience went crazy with their applause. Ellen remarked that she had not seen such an ovation of applause from her studio audience since Sarah Palin remarked after the election that she was going to return to Alaska and that she was never again coming back down to the "Lower 48."

Ellen asked Joslyn how many movies she has made. Joslyn thought for a moment and replied, 39.

DeGeneres asked her to pick three of her most favorite movies. Joslyn pondered her question for a few seconds and replied, "My number one favorite movie is one I filmed last month. It's titled, Welcome To Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

She then stated that her other two favorite films are Around The World In Eleanor Days, and Now That's What I Call A Clitoris!

Ellen thanked her. She told her that it was a pleasure meeting her. And she asked if she could please have another kiss just like the other one.

Joslyn grinned, stood up, and said "You got it babe!"

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