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Wednesday, 9 December 2009

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Lindsay Lohan's ex "boyfriend" Samantha Ronson working out in her backyard.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The much misunderstood, misguided, and flaky as hell Lindsay Lohan reportedly sent a Twitter photo of her (blank) to Cash Warren, Jessica Alba's husband.

Lohan denied it saying that Cashy is married and she would never mess around with an other woman's man unless the man made the first move and then all bets are off.

When asked how in the world she figured that, she replied that it sounded good.

She was asked if she had been drinking and she replied, "No I have been drinking."

LiLo has recently been chosen as the #1 messed up celebrity in Hollywood. She has repeatedly tried to get back with her ex "boyfriend" Samantha Ronson, but Ronson has told her 17 times that it's over.

Ronson revealed that in LiLo's last text to her she said, "My dear, buffed Ronnie, you will never ever find another girl like me."

Samantha texted her back, "Hey bitch, I got rid of you. Why in the world would I want to find another F'ed up girl like you!"

In other news. Jon Gosselin of the cancelled reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 is apparently extremely upset because just about everybody has forgotten all about him and his 'third-rate' girlfriends.

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