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Monday, 7 December 2009

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After starring in a record-breaking movie as a werewof, what do you do between that one and the next episode that will probably break the present record?

That's what Taylor Lautner is up against, or should we say, WAS up against.

Rumor has it that Lautner has signed to play the star role in "16 Again".

The plot will have a 2010 guy go all the way back to when he was only 16, only he remembers what happened before the wrecking ball hit him in the head.

"One minute he is watching construction workers tear down an old building in Philadelphia and the next, his head is flatter than a pancake, and he comes to himself well and with a round head, BUT ONLY 16 years old!

The story is loosely based upon Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream" but without the dialogue and plot. The music however, will be the same.

Critic John Faggot Leprosy says this will be the supreme trial of Lauter's career.

"Most anyone can play a loping werewolf, but let's see how Mr. Lautner does with a role in which the 17-year-old plays a 16-year-old and still manages to return to today and round his head back out?"

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