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Monday, 7 December 2009

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(Defecated News) The race to be the year's favourite toy is an important one for parents, but more so for the manufacturers and retailers with almost 30% of typical annual turnover coming from the festive season alone. An entertainment company has launched today, what could be the top purchase for Christmas.

Wii Wank is a revolutionary game using the Wii's remote motion control technology to practise sexual habits, while generating high scores and unlocking newer sub-games.

Wii Wanker

In this game, the player must play the role of Leonardo Bollocucci, porn star extraordinaire. Using the Wii remote, one must jerk off up and down, as hard and fast as possible to obtain maximum erection. Once achieved, using the Wii Balance Board, the player must next thrust their hips forward and back as hard and fast as possible, attempting to 'bang the babe'

Wii Pimpin'

In a style very similar to the GTA series of games, Wii Pimpin' allows the porn star character to run around streets dealing drugs and controlling his workers, paying them when they make profits, and punishing them when they don't


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