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Monday, 7 December 2009

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Apparently among the young people of the Twilight filming was a real vampire, disguised as a prop. Immediately after the filming, Nosferatu, made his way out, unknown until someone asked the question, "Where's that extra coffin used in the first half?"

That set off a chain of events as the cast came back together for a celebration after the film was proven a record-breaker at the box office.

"Yes, I felt sort of drained after you gave me that extra peck in the dark", stated Kristen Stewart to Robert Pattinson, according to a caterer at the get-together.

"What peck in the dark?"

"The one on the neck. I thought it was cute."

"No pecks came from me."

Then a lot of conversation broke loose at once.

Several members of the cast began comparing notes and memories and also stated that they couldn't take as much sunshine as they once could.

"Yeah, and I'm eating my steaks almost rare!"

"I just tell the waiter, 'so long as the cow had a temperature when it died, bring it!'"

All agreed that they were going to watch out during the filming of "Eclipse" and have the prop people check all the coffins.

"The worse that can happen is that we can do these movies for several hundred years', joked Ashley Greene, but nobody laughed.

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