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Monday, 7 December 2009

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(Cadder news) In an astounding press release tonight we have just heard that car manufacturer and perfume house are going to combine forces and for once to make a TV advert that actually makes sense.

The startling new ad will be screened over three days over the Christmas holiday and will include guest appearances from well known stars including George Clooney, Madonna and Ghengis Khan

In a rather surreal press statement today it was announced that viewers could engage and understand the smell of new car coupled with the aspirational lifestyle of sexy perfume and underwear, coupled with the driving and handling of a 32D bra.

"The Germans just asked and we surrendered" said a Frenchman today

The new ad is likely to be shown on TV and in Cinemas over Christmas and will involve none of the following

A blond bint taking her clothes off
A stubbly man in a dinner suit or tuxedo
Someone throwing boxes at either from the back of a plane
Somebody being late for their baby
A supermodel getting their kit off
A really old rock track - ruined
A group of plasma TV's running around German streets

"All we want to do is build a story" said an underpaid IT consultant just before he was taken out and shot and replaced by a jar of lip liner

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