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Sunday, 6 December 2009

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Stacey Solomon wearing a plaid skirt that supposedly was given to her by Simon Cowell.

LONDON - The X-Factor is down to four contestants but the way tempers have been flaring up someone may end up getting disqualified for "unsportsmanlike conduct."

Danyl Johnson and Olly Murs nearly came to blows after Johnson said that if he wanted to he could make Stacey Solomon, the lone female contestant, his girlfriend.

Murs instantly hollered out that he is not the right gender. With that remark Johnson quickly lowered his pants and boxer shorts and showed Murs his (blank).

Olly's eyes reportedly got the size of ping pong balls and he yelled out at Danyl that if any bloke was going to end up getting into Stacey's knickers it would most definitely be him.

Judge Louis Walsh happened to be walking by and heard the commotion. He told both Danyl and Olly to stop acting like a bunch of rejects from Strictly Come Dancing.

Walsh asked what the fracas was about. Danyl told him that Olly thinks that if it was between Olly and him that Stacey would choose to be Olly's girlfriend.

Walsh smiled. He put his hand on Danyl's shoulder and said that he had to agree with Olly.

"What? Why?" Danyl shouted.

And Louis replied, "Danyl the reason is because Olly there is real good looking like Matt Damon, whereas you, will you resemble Ryan Seacrest with big gigantic black eyebrows."

Louis grinned as he gave Olly the once over. He then said that even he would have to choose Olly over Danyl, but not in a gayish way of course.

Danyl got so furious, he spit on the floor beside Walsh and ran off to his dressing room.

In other news. Reports out of Buckingham Palace are stating that Queen Elizabeth II has just purchased her 1,392nd hat.

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