Lucy Van Pelt held President Obama's Nobel Peace Prize only a few feet from Mr. Obama but just as he reached for it, she snatched it back, causing the President to fall flat on his ass.
"You blockhead! You bumped our show when you're on the TV every other night. Serves you right. Now you can have that Nobel Peace Prize back. Here."
"I don't understand it Charlie Brown", stated Linus carrying his blanket. "Why would Mr. Obama bump our show when he can come on television any time day or night? The Great Pumpkin will descend on him next Halloween and he will kick his ass across the White House yard."
"We don't say those kind of words on our show, Linus." stated Sally Brown. "I hope you can keep him off our Halloween Special next year. Big brother, why did the President of the United States bump the Charlie Brown Christmas off the air?"
"That's easy Sally. Because I'm on it. Everything happens to me! Rats!"