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Sunday, 6 December 2009

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Singing sensation Susan Boyle completely lost it on a plane early today and she wasn't alone.

The plane had been sitting without taking off for nearly eight hours and no one was allowed to leave. At the six hour mark, Susan's next seat over gentleman suddenly emptied his bladder!

"What the ....I will not curse...CRAP are you doing pissing all over my side?"

"I couldn't hold it in. Look at that line by the toilet?"

This was being told to UP2 by another passenger who happened to be sitting just behind Ms. Boyle at the time.

"I felt like joining in and letting her have it from behind", stated John L Dockery of Lomax, Texas. "I didn't mean that the way it sounded. I meant that I could have well emptied my bladder by this time also. We had been sitting for nearly seven hours on the tarmac."

The special whiz apparently pushed Boyle over the top and she suddenly rose to her feet and started yelling that everyone on the plane was pissed and she was getting off before she was up to her fuzzy eyebrows, according to Dockery.

"A couple of stewards tried to calm her but she was in a rage. She was yelling why don't THEY wear adult diapers just in case this type of thing happened. Then she pushed her way forward while actually snorting and pointing her fingers on top of her head."

Finally everyone got back to their seats, apparently after the last go ahead was issued, and the plane took off after Ms. Boyle's agent gave her something to calm her nerves.

Why the delay?

A UP2 reporter has discovered that Ms. Boyle's former good friend in America -and distant cousin, Trudy Boyle, -thought that her friend was going to be late in getting to the plane. Boyle had left late and in a rush so Trudy had called in a bomb threat so it would hold the plane up until she made it to the airport.

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