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Sunday, 6 December 2009

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"Golden Balls" Becks and Gordon Ramsey's Charity will feed the "Scum"

Gordon Ramsey, Beck's, Posh and their Families will spend Christams Day together enjoying a glorious 5* (pretty unknown rating around here!) banquet meal, how wonderful!

Christmas time is a time of Goodwill and Gordon "Fucking' Ramsey decided to invite the glamour pair for a big "Nosh Up" at his multi-million pound residence.

Gordon thought, "I must do something astonishing this year, bit of publicity can never harm in these recessional days!" and asked Becks and Posh if they would be willing to participate in his new formed charity called

"FEED THE SCUM"

Posh and Becks gladly agreed, they're so charitable and never think of themselves. (oops sorry, Jaggedone just choked on his chicken wishbone!)

After their fab meal at the Ramsey residence several hundred homeless, asylum seekers, street kids, etc, have been invited to stand outside the walls, Gordon, Posh, Becks, Gordon's missus (that's if she's not to angry at "FUCKING" Gordon for dangling his dick into other ovens) and the kids, will all stand and throw their lefovers over the wall for the awaiting "Scum"!

When asked why he was doing this great, charitable deed, Gordon answered, "well charity does begin at FUCKING home, doesn't it???!

Posh and Becks were not available for comment, David was too busy practising his free kicks and Posh was too busy hanging over the bog!

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