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Saturday, 5 December 2009

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Black Coffee Can Sober You Up.

Bush tucker jungle flop Katie Price stunned friends and family here in London Thursday night/Friday morning by reverting to her Jordan persona and embarking on a liver bashing booze binge.

Jordan, who is reportedly hovering on the verge of 'meltdown' mode by insiders, is said to be distraught that no-one likes her, as evidenced by the bush tucker trials in crap celeb show 'Get Me Out Of Here' - where the public vote put her up for every trial.

She not only sensationally walked out of the jungle, she also announced that her relationship with cross dressing cage fighter Alex Reid was over. Then she said she wanted Peter Andre back, then changed her mind again. Twice.

The woman clearly has issues.

Come Thursday, and wearing very little, Jordan set out to wash her pain away in a sea of alcoholic beverages.

Finally staggering home at at 7am the following morning looking forward to the mother of all hangovers after being propped up by minders who averted a state of total collapse on several occasions.

More on The Mother Of The Year as we get it.

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