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Friday, 4 December 2009

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Gino Hiding From Marco Pierre This Morning

Italian chef and newly crowned King Of The Jungle, Gino D'Acampo was over the moon tonight following his richly deserved jungle triumph.

Gino proved that he can cut the mustard when he's in a jam and that he can tolerate being surrounded by tarts, but he did reveal that he was a little nervous about returning home because of possible repercussions regarding an off the cuff remark he made, describing fellow chef Marco Pierre White as "a wrinkly."

Marco Pierre White, despite his exotic name, was brought up on a rough as dogs council estate in Leeds, and being a strapping six footer who shoots deer with a rifle, he is known to be a bit handy.

"Is it okay for me to come back to da England?" Gino asked us. "Is it safe? I justa hope dat Marco is a not too peesed off widda me..."

More as we get it.

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