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Saturday, 5 December 2009

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The Cleveland Arms Hotel Room where Tiger Woods showed Adam Lambert his putter.

MINNEAPOLIS - Adam Lambert in town to promote his new line of black nail polish called "Yo Black" confessed that last Labor Day, he met Tiger Woods at a book signing event in Cleveland.

Lambert said that Tiger had graciously autographed his new book, Hey It Takes Balls To Play Golf.

While they was chatting Lambert said that Woods invited him to his hotel room at the Cleveland Arms Hotel so that they could discuss Lambert's tremendous four octave singing range which Woods found to be simply fascinating.

Adam said that he and Tiger talked about his wife Elin. Lambert asked him how come she spells her name all wrong. Tiger laughed and replied because she's Swedish.

He then said that Sweden is so damn cold that sometimes people do things in a hurry, so as a result when the nurse asked her mother what they were going to name the baby she meant to write down Ellen, but she was shaking so much from the cold that it came out Elin.

Lambert laughed and said that was really effen effed up. Tiger replied by saying, "Fo sho bro."

Adam asked if he was black, half-black, one-quarter black, or what. Tiger replied that half of him was black. Lambert smiled and asked what half.

Tiger then stood up and showed him his putter.

Lambert laughed and he told Tiger that he figured that he must be black as well.

The two laughed, drank some Montezuma's Revenge Wine and played Wi for two hours before Lambert left.

In a related story. Kobe Bryant was talking to his barber about the number of women who are now coming forward to say that they have been with Tiger Woods. Kobe shook his head and said, "Dammit Rufus, and they wanted to hang my ass just cause I barely touched a blonde girl on her damn puckerino.

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