"Handsome" Ron Wood, the good looking one of the Stones, has been arrested Wednesday night in London, on suspicion of assaulting his girlfriend, 21-year-old Ekaterina Ivanova, formerly Jane Smyth of Yorkshire.
"All the girls want Ron", stated Keith Richards. "We nicknamed him 'The Face' many years ago while on the road somewhere. We, Mick and me, we just woke up on some road, and Mick he says 'Where's The Face?' and the name stuck."
According to the BBC, Wood was officially arrested "on suspicion of assault in connection with a domestic incident" and was released on bail.
"Yeah, he tried to use that face on one of our lady officers but we rushed her into another room while we questioned Ron", stated Officer Keith. "She would have had him out of here if we didn't act quickly. We've had the word from other police stations on how 'The Face' works on these lady officers."
A representative for Woods told UP2 this morning (Thursday) "I can confirm that there was an incident last night and that 'The Face' uh...Ronnie Wood was arrested ... we have no further statement to make at this time."
Rumor is that Smyth or Ivanova got hot after three groupies were discovered under the bed and six more in the closets.