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Thursday, 3 December 2009

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Two toddlers try out for parts as a Spears' child for her family Christmas card

Britney Spears, who is under court ordered supervision for her infrequent visits with her children, hired two young actors to portray her children in her family Christmas card. The actress had her agent contact two children from the same agency and send them to a photographer for the photo shoot.

Marvin Dunwell, father of one of the two children in the picture, said that "we were happy that Isaac got this part. The money that Ms. Spears paid for his performance will help to fund his education later in life. He's also signed a long term contract to appear in the Spear's family Christmas card every year until he's twelve, with an option for years thirteen through eighteen."

Rajib Tengey, father of the other child, said that "little Rajneesh was happy to play with the toys and that other little red headed boy during this photo shoot. Britney was quite nice and treated the children quite well and even gave them peanut butter sandwiches. While I am surprised that she chose an Indian child to play the part of her youngest son, we are happy to take the money. It will supplement our income from my work at the motel and the convenience store."

Britney Spears said that she was pleased with the children that the agency provided and said that they were welcome to come over to her house and strew toys around her living room any time they wanted to.

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