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Thursday, 3 December 2009

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There was much applause and a standing ovation as Susan Boyle came onto the stage Wednesday night.

Susan responded with a small bow and just before she motioned for the conductor that have the orchestra begin their first number, "I Dreamed A Dream", she suddenly shook one of her legs. Then she straightened the other leg straight out in front of her.

Then she leaned way forward into a lower bow.

Finally, she reached around behind her and pulled on her dress bottom. Then she used her other hand and gave it a quick sniff. Next she squirmed a bit and pulled on both cheeks.

After giving forth a great sigh of relief, she asked the audience, "You ever get your panties stuck up your bum crack? I think I'm ready now, conductor."

Afterward, her entire performance that included "Memories" from Cats, she took a final bow.

Then she looked puzzled and began pulling at her ass again as a stage hand brought her a great bouquet of rose, probably much needed.

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