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Wednesday, 2 December 2009

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Britney, in younger, funner, wilder, less boring days

Britney Spears celebrated her 28th birthday without drawing much attention. The former pop princess and pop-tart who was once the darling of the media and paparazzi has dropped out of the spotlight since her wild living and actions turned many people off to her lifestyle.

The former celebrity celebrated in a way that she has not been able to since she was six (and has dreamed of doing again since then). Britney went to Chuck E. Cheese.

Britney told the only reporter on the scene, who was only there because it was also his child's birthday, "I got to play in the ball pit and to ride the Chuckie train. I also got to spend ten whole dollars on the skee ball and play as many video games as I wanted to. I even spit the mushrooms off my pizza and drank so much Coke that I had to go to the bathroom twice and almost peed myself."

"This wasn't as cool as getting shitfaced with Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton and waking up with some guy I didn't know and losing my panties, but I still had a good time."

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